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May 21 2013

mioda
04:50
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Reposted fromsouji souji viasetasouji setasouji
mioda
04:49

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Reposted fromsouji souji viasetasouji setasouji
mioda
04:49
it is very obvious who on this site has made the terrible mistake of linking their tumblr to their soup
Reposted fromibuki ibuki viasetasouji setasouji
mioda
04:49
1670 6c2e
Reposted fromkyoukokirigiri kyoukokirigiri
mioda
04:47
i think i posted enough copypastas to kill a man
Reposted bysetasoujitogamikungiornogiovannayoumustnotlosehopeibukiskyoukokirigiriakashiseijuroryugazakisantashikibaibukisoudaakomaeda
mioda
04:47
hope is dope
mioda
04:46
commander ikari you are seriously the most unfortunate miserable excuse for a human being i have ever had the mispleasure of working with. you dont do a single thing i ask of you. i take my eyes off you for five minutes and youre working on turning the entire world into fucking kool-aid for you to drink up with your big ass straw of evil. enough is enough like i am the only person in this office that notices the spooky shit you are up to. im like 86 years old probably i dont remember where i parked my car this morning much less my last name and im the one in charge of psycho nerd over here. you are probably the most sickest individual i have ever met i know its probably hard for you to understand how weird it is to hang around a 14 year old clone of your dead wife while simultaneously porking the entire akagi family, but you truly have taken it to a new level. screw you and screw your weird carrot ass glasses too. i hate those things. sometimes i fantasize about crushing them under my old battered cane just to see you cry and try to pick up the pieces. i hate oyu and everything you stand for. by the way your wife deserved better and if she were here today shed probably say something like “gendo ikari is an asshole” actually im pretty sure everyone already makes you well aware of it. do you even know how old your son is. have you seen that kid, he is great at track and stuff. i bet you didnt know that because you know less about your son than not being scum. we’re not friends. 
mioda
04:46
MMMMMMMMMMM YUM, YUM, YUMMY, AH HOW I LOVE JIFF PEANUT BUTTER !!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOO(O GOOD WHEN IT SLIDMMMMMMMMMMMMM YUM, YUM, YUM, YUMMY, AH HOW I LOVE JIFF PEANUT BUTTER !!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOO(OGOOD WHEN IT SLIDS DOWN MY UMY TUM, TUM, YUM, OH, YEA, YEA, YEA !!!!!! I JUS LOVE, IT, LOVE, IT ,LOVEIT YES INDEEDY I DO, DO, DO ! MS. DiAnna
Reposted byyoumustnotlosehopesyosetasoujikyoukokirigiriibukisryugazakitailsgetstrolled
mioda
04:43
tonikaku tobikiri no bishoujo sa 
ukatsu ni chikayoreba kandenshi 
jugyou mo ue no sora yosomi shite 
chooku ga tonde kita hai sukuuru rarabai 

nee kimi getabako no rabu retaa 
yomazu ni yabuku to wa anmari sa 
kawaii kao shite tsumetai ne 
rouka de furimuita hai sukuuru rarabai 

hyaku paasento kataomoi 
baby I love you so zukizuki baby 
hyaku paasento kataomoi 
gutto semareba muri muri baby 
hyaku paasento kataomoi 
baby I love you so zukizuki baby 
hyaku paasento kataomoi 
chotto furarete furifuri baby 

konna ni suki ya no ni tsurenai naa naa 

houkago sushizume basu no naka 
bureeki yoromeita guuzen ni 
iki made kakaru hodo kyuusekkin 
ikinari hirateuchi hai sukuuru rarabai 

nee kimi motto fukaku shiriaou 
tsuite wa shuumatsu no deeto nado 
mojimoji toikaketa shunkan ni 
yuuhi ga ochitekita hai sukuuru rarabai 

hyaku paasento kataomoi 
baby I love you so zukizuki baby 
hyaku paasento kataomoi 
gutto semareba muri muri baby 
hyaku paasento kataomoi 
baby I love you so zukizuki baby 
hyaku paasento kataomoi 
chotto furarete furifuri baby 

hyaku paasento kataomoi 
baby I love you so zukizuki baby 
hyaku paasento kataomoi 
gutto semareba muri muri baby 
Reposted bysetasouji setasouji
mioda
04:41
IM NOT MPREG IM NOT MRPEG!!!!!!!!!! THAT SO SCAYR LIKE WHAT HASPPENS?????? EMN DONT HAVWE VAGINAS THEY DONT HAVE UTERRUUES,???????????? WHERE DOES BABY GO????????? WHERE DOES IT STAY??????? NOT IN THE STOMACH BECAUSE THEN THE BABY WOULD BE DISSOLVED BY THE ACIDS IN YOUR STOMACH BUT THE BABY HAS NOWHERE ELSE TO GO???????????? HOW DOES IT EVEN HAPPEN???? IF IT SOMEHOW GOT IN THEN HOW DOES IT COME OUT??????? DOES IT STAY IN THE BLADDER DOES IT COME OUT YOUR DICK??????? EBCAUSE THATS A HUGE FUCKING BABY WHAT HAPPENS THEN?????? GOD DAMN IT JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT MAKES MY CROTCH HURT ITS NOT POSSIBLE FOR MEN TO GIVE BIRTH AND IT CANT COME OUT UR BUTT BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE LODGED IN YOUR INTESTINES OR SOMETHIGN AND HOW WOULD YOU EAT?????/ HOW WOUDL U DO ANYTHING/????????? GOD DAMN IT MAMI IM SO FUCKING SCARED HOLD ME
Reposted byyoumustnotlosehopesyokyoukokirigirigiornogiovannasoudaachihirofujisaki-setasoujiDespairQueenmatsudayasuke
mioda
04:39
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mioda
04:39
i dont know whats happening but i think im making friends
mioda
04:36
[8:50:52 PM] I_AM_COOL_PALMER: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
Reposted bysyoyoumustnotlosehopetogamikunmahirusyosetasoujisoudaagiornogiovanna
mioda
04:34
god bless soup
Reposted fromyoumustnotlosehope youmustnotlosehope viasyo syo
mioda
04:33

I want you to imagine yourself in a gigantic field of hot cocks. A dot in the distance, the Lord of Boners hovers above the sea of bristling meat and proclaims “I am the scarecrow,” but still you pay him no mind. In this valley of erections, you are in search of the one flaccid penis in a field of stiff grass. Throbbing dicks twitch and spurt as you make your way across the expanse looking for that one floppy cock.

And then you trip.

Reposted bysetasoujisyolemongrabedgeworthkyoukokirigirimatsudayasukechihirofujisaki-youmustnotlosehopesoudaa
mioda
04:32
Starving

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

Reposted frommahiru mahiru vialemongrab lemongrab
mioda
04:32
ahhh hi lveo this we bsite so much like there is no stress of followers or notes or antyhing because ntoes dont show up and followers are lITERALLY listed as friends like?????? ghghhg and theres nota ll the really "famou s" people on here and theres no t any negativity and there aren t a whole bunch of people being really rude all the time and just generally nasty people ?? this is a really. nice fun and Safe place
Reposted fromyunogasai yunogasai viakomaeda komaeda
mioda
04:28
OKAY SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHITTIEST COOKIE RECIPE ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN ROCK WE CALL A MOTHERFUCKING PLANET. So Ghiradelli, who was once a beloved and trusted name in my household, gave a chocolate chip cookie recipe on the back of their chocolate chip bag. Innocent baking fun, right? NO! ASSFUCKING WRONG! I did not deviate from their instructions because I trusted this demon possessed chocolate connoisseur of evil intentions and broken dreams. I HAD THEIR SHIT FUCK EGGS AND THEIR GODDAMN BAKING SODA! BUT IT DIDN’T MATTER! But I was still unaware as I prepped the betrayal dough to be put on the baking shit, like a lamb for slaughter. And I can remember, so clearly, me thinking “ungreased cooking sheet?” BECAUSE IT SAID UNGREASED BUT I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!! So I placed the balls of soon to be destruction and misery on the sheet and placed them in the oven. and waited. And then when I removed them from the oven THEY WERE MOTHERFUCKING PUDDLES ON THE MOTHER FUCKING PAN. I waited for them to cool, hoping they would come out in one piece and this monstrosity could be saved. But as I raised my spatula to slide the cookies out: pure carnage. IT WAS LIKE THESE ASS SHIT COOKIES WERE WELDED TO THIS SHEET! LIKE IT WAS TRYING TO REMOVE THE FUCKING SWORD FROM THE STONE! No cookie was spared. And this. THIS is what I have to live with now. My once baking innocent is shattered, and I will never be the same, not since after the war. I can still hear the sound of the spatula scraping the sheet, constantly scraping
Reposted bysyoyoumustnotlosehopesetasouji
mioda
04:27
I was supposed to babysit for my neighbors one time, but when I went over there all the lights were off so I tried to find a light switch. I felt something grab my leg so I freaked the fuck out and just kicked it. I found a light and it turned out I’d knocked out the neighbor’s baby.
mioda
04:26
Sasuke is very cool, Sakura the beautiful
Reposted fromkomaeda komaeda viaibukis ibukis
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